Alright, ain't no one gonna grab those titties, ain't no one gonna grab that ass. The only thing gonna grab your titty as an ass is gonna be your stinky ass feet like 1, 2, 3, like you look like my left cheek, god damn you look like a fucking baloney and you look like a fucking, I don't even know what the fuck you look like man, you look fucking ugly as fuck, without seeing your face, respectfully.

The top's pretty, that's all I'm gonna say about this, like, I'm not gonna be rude, but I also don't want to get called out for, like, being nice by people that don't agree with what I said, so like, yeah, your top's nice.

You know, that outfit would look good if you just weren't so full of blubber. I mean, like, 17 seals stacked on top of each other could weigh less than you. I'm telling you right now, I can pull as many of you fat bitches together, right? And if I dropped you, the- the gravity would pull the Earth and the entire solar system together and it would crunch and there'd be a vacuum explosion, like how the submarine fuckin' imploded.