All right all right all right this is a weekend would you rather go out and get wasted with your mom or waste it with your dad let me know

Alright alright alright I know how to say mum

If I would choose one, it's probably my mom.

I would rather not get wasted with any of them, but if I had to choose, I would choose my dad because he's more fun than my mom.

With my dad

Where is it with my mom for real 'cause she low-key funny as fuck and I could say any fucking thing and she don't give a fuck

Definitely my fucking dad bridge the way my mom gave me she drink it's absolutely outrageous

How about neither?

Definitely my mom.

Definitely wasted with my mom because my dad is a Christian preacher and he wouldn't be really fun at parties.

Neither because that sounds like a trauma experience