Yo, try coming up with a backstory for this haunted ass looking addict.

Hello kids probably got kidnapped in the big Dane bit I'll be on the bed

So I walked up to the attic and I saw my step bro and mother No just banging at it

Oh bro you just find the entrance to the back rooms bro

There was an old lady who lived in that house and her pussy was so dry and so worn out that dust was coming out one day. There was so much dust she ended up burrowing her ex-husbands on there because they worn out of the desert.

My dad said that he wanted to put me up there because of Lyle the crocodile. La la la la la.

I went up into that attic and fell.

Ever since 1987 every time a man goes up there he comes out days later with his crotch are bloody and his penis was ripped straight out from the garage

So you see in the attic you don't even know what's in there you go up there we see 54 dildos 37 vibrators three but fucking straps for your grandpa

One day, I saw my attic open. We just moved into the Saunders house. So, I didn't think anything of it. Maybe it was a joke. joke. But he was actually gay people.

AHHHHHHHH!