Yo, try coming up with a backstory for this haunted ass looking addict.

So I'm always scared of going up into attic and I was here noises coming from the attic so I got my brother to come and check it out with me and it turns out that the TV was on full blast and somebody was

So one day I I walked up there and something happened I just saw my dad up there with with the milk

Basically Jeffrey Dahmer live data so I gotta say is the bags of Cheryl the stinky

One fell out of the attic and then I woke up dead but then there was killing everyone and asleep you we tried to live there but plot twist everyone else was dead and he was the one alive killing real people I know right

So my, uh, I went up there one time with my grandma's house and swear to God my grandpa was sitting up there with uh, like one of those like comfy couch type of things and then he had uh, uh, lotion and a box of tissues

An urban legend says the attic 1 10th St. of Illinois if you were to ever enter your butt would be gone the ghost said to be in your ass over and put it all up in it

Y'all need to listen you Nager bear go go ahead and eat your booty hole I hate my booty hole that's not ready for my Leilei lie like my booty hole go away Bella make a berry

You have 15 seconds to explain it were basically my homey Jessica she invited me and the Homies at her house because we needed somewhere to get her whole time she was trying to kidnap us a fuck us in this attic

Bro that's where all the sex toys are hidden bro

Find out that I have shit the bed so I got my shoes off I went to the bathroom wash them real quick I heard these meals meow coming from the attic so I have