Do people not have eyes? That's like, obviously Spider-Man, not gonna lie.

Oh my gosh, wow, it's Spiderman. Help me. Help me from my shittiest laugh ever. If you help people, help me.

Voodoo man

You're not Spider-Man.

Spider-Man fall from hose.

you can't no no bro you can't be spider-man you can't fucking be spider-man because i'm spider-man i've always been spider-man and just because you go around parading that you're spider-man doesn't mean you're spider-man the real spider-man wouldn't parade themselves around like me i'm secretive stopping stop trying to be a faker bro just a copycat man i'm the real spider-man

Bro, Spider-Man from fuckin' Wish bro, get your ass back to fuckin', you probably live in San Andreas bro, you probably in the hood Spider-Man, you probably be fightin' some, bro I don't even fuckin' know bro, just get your Wish ass back to fuckin' Amazon, I don't know what I'm saying.

In this river Battery low Girl bye Power off Bitch are you fu- How about Girl come on Why would you fucking die Girl goodbye