Spooderman.

Nah, you're closer to Spooderman than Spider-Man, man. I'mma need you to climb on a wall. They'll not believe you. But you're closer to Spooderman. You're like Spooderman's cousin.

Why would you say something like that I was actually so disgusting I'm free tomorrow by the way but I don't like saying that so I just such a disgusting thing to say but I'm serious I'm free tomorrow please do not do things to me

holy spider-man lol take that shit off right you look fucking stupid as fuck

Oh my goodness I'm like actually Spider-Man because like the other day like recently random stuff of them falling in like mid air but catching it with one hand one hand like what the hell no no normal like a human being does that no normal person just does that literally I am Spider-Man I am Spider-Man I created Spider-Man I literally have a Spider-Man poster on my wall what what am I missing what am I missing a dick that's it that's absolutely yet

I fucking hate white people

Yeah that's cool or whatever but I'm Batman not no funny shit I'm Batman I swear to God I'm Batman I could really take y'all to the Batcave if we being honest I'm about the richest motherfucker up on this app because I'm Batman me me is Batman like because I feel what you saying because everybody be like you're not Batman you're not Batman and I be trying to tell them I'm Batman they don't want to believe me I'm Batman oh my god like word to they really pissed