Alright, you wanna roast? Here you go. You look like if Megamind and the Grinch had a child. And I don't mean like the animated Grinch. I mean the muthafucka live-action version. Yeah. But even then, they'd look good compared to you. Cause even then, that child would have fashion, unlike you. You have zero fashion, bro. How many piercings you gonna have? I bring a magnet near you, you're gonna be dragged to that shit, bro.

You hella fine bro, you can roast me all you want, as long as you just put those lips around my ****.