You only gotta tell me the most crazy story I got a bug and I don't hold shit back what am I Deas

Me and my friends got fettered in a hole and then we did a firework war. We were throwing Roman candles at each other. Well, not throwing, but shooting. You know what I mean.

Uh, I've never been high, but uh, I ate wood once, like not under the influence or high, I just ate wood, so that's about it, see ya.

Man, I was 13. First time getting high. I hit the bar and we had some moon rock in that bitch. So you already knew I was fucked up. But I hit that bitch like 3-4 times. I go in my room. I leave it down. Man, it felt like I was flying. Like I fell off a rollercoaster or something. Like, it felt like I was flying without a parachute. That shit was crazy. Then we got in the car. It felt like I was on a rollercoaster like this ***** floating this bitch. I thought it was me dying.