Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

Me personally I will go away I hear am I am off the rest of my life because like I don't even feel that bad to be honest and then others in your eyes that should be burning

I'm a go with that eyelash in my eye when I lose because like I cannot have hair in my mouth it's like I find that disgusting

Me personally I will fucking shoot myself in the fucking neck 630 fucking times

Dude I think it's gotta be the hair in the mouth because we all know how fucking bad it is to be driving and you get a damn eyelash in your eye and you're like fuck I can't see and you're like sitting there trying to get out but it's not coming out

If you said you would rather have an eyelashes in your eye, you're wrong. That's not correct. and you don't understand the type of pain that eyelashes can cause.

Would you rather I get fucked up the ass by Shaquille O'Neal or would you rather I get sucked off by Ellen DeGeneres?

Honestly it really just depends on who's here it is but I'm gonna go with the air in my mouth because I couldn't like it I kinda like the feeling on my tongue

I'll be so real, both of them are so weird from- Oh, they're both disgusting, but anyway separately, you're trying to give a British out me. But it's separate too.

Suicide.

Nah, I'm pulling out the shotgun at this one, bro.