Girl, you're a ten!

Yo, why do you look transgender? Oh my god, you need to take off those lashes, they way too big. And then your eyebrows, you don't even look like you have any eyebrows. Oh my god.

Rip me out the plastic, I've been acting brand new. Please rip me out the plastic. Wait, did I just make a sound? Okay, I'm going viral.

Oh hell nah bro, that's a dude bro, that's a dude bro, you know that's a dude bro, like, that's a whole dude bro

Damn, you look like a bird with those eyelashes. Respectfully.