Hi, listening. This is for educational purposes only. How would you hide a dead body? It's for science class, alright? All right, I'm trying to do the math.

Let that motherfucker on fire

So hear me out I would like to have like hogs and stuff and then I would feel like a dead body to hogs and they would like each other bone and stuff and then later I would kill the hogs and I would make it into like bacon and shit and sell it to random people for them to eat and then there's no evidence left

I cut up the body burn it and if they were like a lot of ashes I would just like put them in like a fucking like hole and shit like a forest why don't know

Cover the whole body in bleach it won't smell whenever it decays to get the stain out of anything it's bleach vinegar and baking soda and then hide it under your wood in the wall anything

Actually I'm a help you with doesn't cause there is actually news where they found a dead body inside a couch like you kill you put a dead body in the couch and perfectly fine will find it you just don't get it you know Santa Dino

Throw it into a river or something. I don't know. Honestly. I would fail as a murderer.

Diagonal human body really deep then you'll put a bunch of dirt then you'll dig a little bit down vertically to put any animal body so when the cops come to find the dead body They'll just find an animal carcass.

Put it in the life-size freezer wait for it to like all the organs to freeze and shit and then be like burying in like a hollow lake yeah

I will cut it up into little pieces and feed it to an animal.

Don't hide it, feed it to a pig, they can digest human bones and skin, you'll saw it.