oh god these are both horrible like absolutely fucking horrible imagine trying to get Nutella out of your fucking ass cheeks or like maple syrup out of the fucking in between your dick bro oh god no absolutely not can I choose neither I fucking Nutella cuz I feel like it'd be less sticky hell if I know it could but I could be fucking wrong

Probably be maple syrup for me because like you can wash that shit off, but until it's gonna be like fucking concrete You're just gonna like sink it and just die

Everyone complaining about Siri open their I'm basically bored already so I'm off to go syrup

Okay, maple syrup will get you sticky and I don't want that all up in my bootycheeks. Um... Nutella. Pfft.

Nutella cuz I'm getting sticky

more likely to survive in a pool full of maple syrup than Nutella because at least the maple syrup you kind of see where you're going Nutella you're blind you're jumping into the pitch black you in there you don't know what's going on that'd be a that'd be a racist person's phobia

Nutella because maple syrup is a pain in the ass to get out of your head.

If you swim in my pool syrup then you're gonna be so sticky like it's gonna be awful where is if you swim in the tenner for it won't be so sticky so it's you know that's my answer