I'm pulling Nutella. One, I love chocolate. Two, I love Nutella. Three, maple syrup is too sticky. If you get out, it's way too sticky. You can't even fucking walk anymore. Four, that shit ain't coming out of your hair. That, like, you're going to take like a 30 minute fucking shower. Oh, my goodness. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ain't coming out.

Oh, I'd have to smell, I'd have to jump in the pool and swim in some Nutella, man. That shit would be so good. You could just eat it too.

Nutella

Shit, Nutella, I'll bring some bread with me, but yeah.

I'm choosing Nutella because Nutella is hydrophobic wow syrup is Hydro folic so it would be a shit ton harder to get to your body here than it would be for Nutella