Okay, I gotta be the one to say it. Those shoes are actually ugly as fuck. Like, no one in their fuckin' right mind will actually go and fuckin' buy those. Like, the fuck you're going to a shoe store to buy some fuckin' shoes, not to fuckin' buy some, like, janky-ass shit that you got from, like, a two-year-old at fuckin' art school. Like, the fuck.