Nah, just nah.

You got them small-ass tits, fuckin', yo hair wrinkly as fuck, you look like a bald peanut with your fuckin', damn, fuckin' tattooed small forehead.

You eat Big Macs, hee, you'll never have a six-pack, hee, one, two, three, four, you got belly rolls, hee.

Ayyy, why the fuck does the bottom of her ass cheeks look like pizza dough *****?

How are you going to ask for someone to roast you in the comments and get mad when someone actually roasts you? Like, don't do it if you're going to get your feelings hurt. Like, damn. D1 Dick Ryder.