Um, can you help me? I'm currently stuck in a basement. I've been stuck in here for, uh, 10,000 years or so. Um, uh, I'm eating stale popcorn from, you know, the damn pop-sale popcorn store from, uh, 1902. Um, she bought me some popcorn from 1902, and, uh, started feeding it to me, and she started biting my dick and balls. Help me, please?