Bro, who is your barber and why do I not trust him, bro? Looks like your grandma walked up to you, took a pair of clippers, and got her shaky-ass hands on your fuckin' head, bro. Like, that shit is so choppy. Never go out again lookin' like that, bro. Stop disrespectin' me after you lookin' like Adolf ******'s third cousin to the fourteenth power, bro. What in the fuck is that choppy-ass haircut, bro? Looks like fuckin' Gordon Ramsay got a fuckin' knife and tried to get your hairline good, bro. Ain't no fuckin' way, bro. That shit choppy.