Girl, what the hell do you have on them thighs? Either you got that shit botched at a doctor, you did not go to no Dr. Miami, girl. You went to Dr. Salami, girl, with that lopsided-ass BBL-looking-ass shit. If that is real, then, girl, you need to go to Dr. Miami and get that shit fixed looking more lopsided than your titties, girl. Woo!