Personally, I use mayonnaise, but like if you use anything else, that's just you. I use mayonnaise because it just feels good.

Me personally, I use a door handle to get the work done. Sometimes I don't use the door handle. I use like a shoe to get really to get deep inside, but you know Depends on my mood.

Hey Allison this is a little TMI but it's a showerhead listen listen listen it has two jobs right does the pleasure and it cleans it go take that woman

I use my brother's head.

Nah, *****, you trippin'. Um, I don't even masturbate no more though. But when I did I used like Vaseline and baby oil

***** you use mayonnaise ***** I use pizza toppings.

You're not using ketchup mustard and relish all at the same time. You're not doing it correct If you're not hitting them with the glissinator combo 35 and you're not doing it right like for you hit him with a hot dog something hit him with the hot dog combo the glissinator combo the click yep

Whoever the fuck just said they using sanitizer I don't know what the fuck going on with you but I know that shit burn every time you fucking pee

Hot sauce!

My pillow. My pillow.

Jelly, specifically grape jelly.