This app ain't for you, girl.

I know your ass had to fall off the horse at least three times before posting this because there is no executive way that your knee is popping out like that on my kids either you big as hell or humongous as hell cause god damn your knee bout big as hell if you need me in the guts my guts gonna pop out my mouth with my momma like damn what the fuck and then your ass your ass stretching out too that's a damn shame shawty and your fit ass on my momma I'm sorry I'm sorry but I just gotta give it to you

Hey bro, I hate to be mean, but what the fuck do you got on you? Are those boobs?