I hate life. I never go anywhere.

Um, summer has been so boring, I don't even know what to do anymore.

It was pretty decent like pretty good until a few hours ago I was trying to take a piss in the bathroom and I found my mommy's hot pink golden rimmed vibrator in the bathroom cabinet

This shit is so ass. It's like if mother nature was to shit in your mouth, and then turn around, and then pull your hair, slam you on the ground, but not just any slam, body slam you, shit in your mouth again, piss on you, kill you, revive you, then do the same thing that the bitch did before, piss on your parade again.