Meow!

Never fucking smile at me again, girl. You are literally the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't even know why other people I've seen on this app are, like, pretty ugly. Other girls look ugly, like, ugly as you, but, girl, you are- you are taking the cake. You are taking the gold prize. You are taking number one medal for being the ugliest motherfucker. Because that hairstyle, girl, that is not suiting you. Not even a hairstyle, that haircut. Please, girl, and get rid of those glasses. Change your makeup and lose some weight. Please, please, please, please, please. Please, girl, you'd be gorgeous if you, like, changed.

I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm not sure I can date a girl. I'm not sure I can date a girl.

You know what? I'm not going to say nothing. I'm not trying to be mean.

What did I just watch?