Now how are you guys even having fun looking at that bro? You send off all the sparklers at once bro. That's like looking at a Gamera where you burst bro. You probably aren't even having fun looking at that as you're incinerating your son.

OK so no offense but nobody gives a shit about your fireworks I'm sorry but can you like not post fireworks on here I've seen like 10,000 videos of fireworks on this damn app OK thank you

I hope all that fire hit your head bro I hope you guys get a good cushion from this I hope you guys don't make it a life what do you know what is a bunch of fireworks kill yourself

Honestly, if you think about it, 4th of July is not just celebrating America, it's not even about that. And it's like, for us to blow shit and play with fireworks and grill. That's the only reason why we do 4th of July. That if there was no fireworks or nothing, we would all be inside, peacefully living. And what if I kept on posting this, which our American ass, like, stop posting about your fireworks, we don't give a fuck. We already had our own. Like, we don't need to see more. But okay.

If I see one more motherfucking fireworks story ever again I'm going to blow up the Eiffel tower

If that girl does not sit down...