No because who else is fat ass is gonna come down a fucking chimney just for a goddamn plate of cookies

I wanna finish man hopping down my chimney from eating my cookies but I guess we've had this with no no no no because nobody wants a fat man just hopping into your house

Yeah he drew the song

Santa is like a fucking weirdo with fat ass man slide down peoples chimneys eats up their fucking food and likes won little girls and boys sit on their fucking lap and tell them what they love and want the most like what the fuck get out of here

Um, why are you talking about Santa and Christmas was literally like last year?

His fat ass ate all the cookies. Sucked for him. Cause there's fucking laxatives in those cookies. Hehehehehehehe

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I hope Santa is not real because who's letting a grown ass man come in to peoples houses and watch little kids while they're sleeping what the fuck

No not since I got it says it is we're both gonna say I'm in my living room and I don't know where I see this big fat man come on ho ho ho where's my cookies and milk am I wet the fuck

But with contrition marks is not real he is just an obese man dressed up and whatever the hell that's called he got on he did not put that shit on Waze yeah he just an obese guy he's not real