Hell no bro you think Eric Cartman has a big ass fucking white beard we're all fucking red breaking into your goddamn house and giving your presence hell no bro

OK so I think Santa is real because like I don't know I do

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

I'll be honest

I mean yeah he real but one time he came in without permission I just like in bugs am I bye-bye now

Oh hell no ' cause if I'm just chilling this my ass ***** just go to my chimney and gl in my fireplace I'll be the fuck out you and you're already gonna be burnt

Yes San Israel this one time last year I remember with me and my siblings are about to go downstairs and we heard a ho ho ho ho and the cookie was bit when I like

No I think Santa figured my friends were like libra

Never isn't real Jesus preach

Wait, Santa? You mean the Santa that comes down the chimney to give presents? because last time I checked he came to my house at the night and sucked my dick