I fucking hate people like you. Why the fuck are you cutting it like that? And why the fuck is it crunching so goddamn much? Like, you probably overdid that shit, like... He didn't want his pizza well done, the fuck? Like... Well, at least I don't think. But like, those slices are bothering me, bro, like... One's big, one's little, one's tiny, one's skinny, one's fat, one's, like... Just make it even.