I wish I had that much meat to put in my mouth.

My favorite pizza is actually a veggie one, a cold veggie.

Um, I don't know about y'all, but I would eat that to the bones. I would eat that to my... I would eat that. Just now, I would eat that.

Okay, why the fuck is the pizza burnt? And why the fuck is there so much pepperoni on there, bro? Oh my god, and then it sounds like there's fucking like, the fuck, you put fucking bones in there, what the fuck? Like, I prefer my pizza boneless, and like, I prefer it like, to like, not have that much pepperoni on it. Like, I swear I'm about to start like, uh-uh, it's not good.

I am not gonna lie it would be yummy at phones but why is Luke's starred in Luke Haliburton

All right what the fuck kind of pizza is that dude like I work at a pizza place I make pizza like all the fucking time and I'm telling you right now that shit is not right like what the fuck is that dude