Bro can I just do it actually looks like you go to the gym maybe a little bit short of me who knows one punch maybe he's beating me down who knows when I'm not here to talk but I need to talk about how you look with those ears but you can't live where you belong in lord of the rings I'm not even a cat

It's a Ghetto Elf from the Lord of the Rings.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Chill out. Chill out. Chill the fuck out.

Give me one margarita, I'ma open my lips. Give me two margaritas, I'ma give you some head. Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my purse. Give me five margaritas, I'ma put it in my dish.