You got more hair on your ankles than I do on my head, first of all. Second of all, why are your toes so long? They look like tree climbers. You look like you just grip on the side of walls for a living, you feel me?

Before you put who want to suck them, bro, please check your toes, bro. Why is the pinky so small? Why is the pinky so small and why are your toes built like that bro and in second? Please your toenails

Take me for a motion, why are my bones like, why are they like crooked, and so like, smooshed together. Ehh.

I know yo P.O. said god damn he saw them toes coming down homie shawty, god damn, oh shit.

Ew, they're like, bony, and they got fungus up in there!