Oh my buddy, what? I'm lesbian. I'm lesbian now. I'll just turn lesbian right here on the spot. Like, so like, she'll be like, can I kiss? Or like, can I get that number?

You're literally so unreal.

I am a lesbian I am a lesbian sit on me step on me crush me with your thighs please

For surely I will marry you, for surely.

I'm living for your hair.

SMASH

Don't leave me like I did. Don't leave me like I did. Love, love, love for me. Love, love, love for me.

Woo! Woo! Hoo! Hoo!