Bro, I farted and it smells like baby shit. I ain't gonna lie, I'm kinda dying over here.

Fuckin' hell, I'm not sure, but... What the fuck did I just fuckin' look at, man? That shit... That shit looked like a black hole on Earth. You could go within a ten mile radius and get indulged by that shit. Fuckin' hell. How many black forest ghettos has she ate? Fuck me.

Now that shit definitely has stretch marks. That shit definitely smell like fish. That shit definitely fat as fuck. That shit definitely ugly as fuck. I probably said that shit stink. That shit definitely stink. Definitely not pink. Definitely fucking rink. Rancid fucking... Sniff the thing, puke. Eat the thing, puke. Look at the thing fucking puke.

Oh God, hit their jam girl, hit their jam, what the? Cause why the fuck, like, why would you sit there and take a picture in a bikini knowing that your body looks like that? Like, why are you proud of yourself, like? Like, why are you showing it off? Like, go fix yourself and stop showing yourself off. You're not fine. You're actually kinda ugly, I don't know why. You did, like, aces, something off about you, I don't know what the fuck it is. But, like, delete this. This is embarrassing.