No hate to Chase Hudson, but he kinda looks like him. Like, no hate Chase Hudson, like, since I said that I feel bad for Chase, but like, bro, he kinda looks like Chase Hudson.

Somebody come take this mothafuckin' child's phone away. Tell this ***** to go cut your mothafuckin' grass or somethin'. Or just put the phone. This ***** look like he came out the mothafuckin' Matrix, cause this ***** look some mothafuckin'... fuckin' caught it.

Ha ha ha ha

What? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

Get your pasty chicken bum, Google Chrome, not at home, flip phone, this phone, ice cream can, bunch of them! But off of here bro!

Skype me. You can Skype me while you're driving. No. I'd rather crash into your house. That's a death threat. Wait, that's a death threat? Um, I can't say that. Um, uh, please do not contact my lawyer or court. Please. Thank you.

but why are you so aggressive with it like you're like fucking