My idea is for one second I thought she looked like Spongebob and Patrick in that one time where they were cavemen. Like, respectfully, she's beautiful but like why did she make that face?

Rip me out the plastic, you need a new hairdo.

I don't know if they thought they ate that ponytail. Snatch the ponytail off of me, I can burn hot!

My sincere reaction, bro. Her dome skillet is fat as fuck. I swear, is that Mega Man's long lost cousin or something, bro? Cuz, holy shit.

I honestly do not know what to say, but like, girl, put that plastic bag back over your weird haircut looking, uh, uh, oh my god, um, I don't even know what to say to that! That is, that is something different, oh my god!

That stuff is like lifting, it's lifting. Ooh, and it's pulling back that forehead even farther. Ooh, boy, those butt teeth. Go eat some wood, boy. Ha ha. Oh, I seen that titsuck on my furry page. I was dying.