I'm sorry, but who in their right mind is going to eat any of this? Like, I mean, no offense or anything, but that food ain't appealing to me.

Is that a cake pop

My mom cooked, my mom cooked this shit for me last night yo, I'm not gon' cap to y'all, it looks nasty as fuck but this shit all bustin' bro, all 10 out of 10 gourmet meals bro.

Every day I wonder, if I kill myself, would people care? Like, I know my family is gonna be like, crying or whatever, you know? But like, would people that generally care, or would they just feel bad for me? And for my family?

Yo somebody cancel the dude right now

What the fuck? Literally, what the fucking fuck? What the fucking fucking fucking fuck? I'm just kidding, I did not sound like that.