I wanna warn you, I just wanna warn you, I'm a vampire, like, vampire Diaries type shit, like Twilight type shit, like, Damon Salvatore type shit, I don't really fuck with Stefan, but Damon, Klaus, like, really, I'm really about that life, and, looks like you need a vampire in your life, so, hit me up, we can go on a date, you know what I'm saying, I could turn into a vampire so we can be together forever, like, baby, just come here, baby, just come here, please, no, I don't beg, I don't beg, but, like, come now, please.