Hey, birdie-watch. You're gonna need a demon-arched fool. You're gonna have to cut the hair and just fucking... I don't know, do what you gotta do. Yeah, do you got it, you maboy?

Sir, you forbid the definition of one. I'm just going to come out here and say it. You are the definition.

respectfully passed.

Yeah you right no one should ever deserve a one way like you deserve like a at least a 6.5 at least maximum

Are you're right you're not even on what you're a half hour like you are just a half like I don't know how to break it down to you

I'm sorry bro but like for there to be a number one on the scale there's gotta be a person and I think it's you I'm not gonna lie I looked at this picture I was like oh she bad and then like It's a dude, so like, now I'm mad.

The mustache the grown hair in the side part the painted black nails you are one I'm sorry

Uh, zero.

yes

Actually, you're not even a one.