I sucked my boyfriend's dick outside my friend's house like twice. And it was cold, so it was thick, it was hard, so it made it even more better.

I saw my house in a hamster, and the hamster liked to do flips. So I stuck my dick in the hamster. And from that day on, the hamster was never the same. Also, I stuck my dick in a trash can. They didn't know it was going to be something else. but it wasn't.

because the thing I done is look yo mama boo

I kinda jerked my boyfriend off in the cafeteria during study hall and kinda ejaculated.

No, cause I'm barely 13. I can't, I can't, I haven't done a single freak-freak-freaky thing. Like, freakiest thing is um... Touch a boy's dick and tell him I want to eat it. like.

by a sandwich after I used the bathroom which I was but I was in such a hurry to get to the toilet that by the time I pulled down my pants before I even sat on the toilet I was already pooping. It was all over the toilet seat, all over the porcelain part of the toilet, and when I stood up to get...

I actually never done that much freaky stuff before, but I suck n' a good dick in school and I didn't finger me in school. pretty much it.

No words to say to mom's deck all

Hey I have these craziest stories I'm like what I don't know nothing literally absolutely nothing

Fuck I don't give a fuck I don't I don't give a fuck bitch I don't give a fuck about you and everything that you do. give a fuck about you and everything that you do.