No I'm just kidding though for real

Yeah, not like you could take the pencil back, but I'm not even like I'm not gonna trip up trip about that

Please bro. I'll be a house husband. I swear to God. I'll keep the house clean I'll cook for you like I don't know how to cook, but I'll fucking learn like oh My god, you are so fine. What the fuck?

Just like that, bitch. Just like that.

Ooh I'm so sick and tired of seeing shirtless man on my fucking for you page I hate this app already get that shit out of my face bro I don't care oh my God

Why can't I be like you? I can have everything you want. Not bad though. Me and you? I'm not supposed to be with a pirate. Was it a souvenir from that? What is it? Slide my leg.

I want you to touch my little Willie. Touch my penis.

That chain looks like a photo shopped

By the way, my address is 1913 South Linden Avenue

Um, I would just like to say on behalf of every woman ever and every person ever that you are bad as fuck and we all love you and we all wanna fuck so, I mean, if you divide by the nearest Pythagorean theorem and you times it by the quadratic form you and equal that to the mass of the unit function, we're meant to be together. Thank you!