Bro, it's either the watch is too small and you got a stamp or you're too big and heavy, bro. I know damn well that fucking watch is pouring on the papers on your arms.

Take that whole off and cut your circulation.

Oh my god that's your circulation like I'm surprise you're hitting purple like what is this fat Nick ass like I know you it was a big bitch you is a big bitch

What kind of way to die? They look like a whole ass ass with a watch in between it.

You guys know those big, like, ground beef things? Like, um, I don't know what brand it is, but like, in a roll, you take the roll aside, statistics have you that they just aren't like, like... Like what?

Like that watch doesn't even fit to your big ass hands. I was like, oh, jump scare.

Bro, why is it squeezing your finger like that? Go get a new watch!

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, it's like trying to fucking fit a fucking obese kid into a small one. Small with them

I think you put it on a bit too tight.

You're not even gonna lie, that shit is like a bunch of birds and that shit pop me in the back of my fucking dick I'm gonna beat this shit out you, bro. I'm not gonna hold you. You're gonna beat that shit You belong on a fucking 600 pound life, whatever that shit called, you belong on that shit You belong on a fucking diet, what you fucking need, that shit Oh, what fucking brand is that, bro? Triforce is for this shit off my screen.