Bro, why is your dog built like a sausage bro? Nah, it's so ugly bro, why is the eyes built like that bro? Oh my fucking god, like bro's trying to be cute so bad. Bro, why is he looking at the cross-eyed? Is he good? Is his eyes popping out of his head? Like what the fuck? Why is his ears built like that? Like go up bro, like I'm sorry I'm flopping you. Like what the hell? What the fuck is that color bro? like, oh my god, put down your dog.