Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Oh fuck

ah peves bro Bro, one word Fiona.

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Girl you know dang well AHHHHH MY DAD! What were you thinking? What were you thinking?

I didn't think I was gonna hold you, you look great, flick. But that's okay, because you can help, because we can always become pretty. Just put on a little bit of foundation. Yeah, maybe it'll look better. But then again, why are you watching my back? Like, this, like, whatever, what if I'm burp-fizing your ass? Damn, wait. Damn, wait. You can't get out of here anymore. Anyway, anyway.

Well, attention all features. We have a beached whale police day back. Clear the premises. We'll take care of it and it'll happen. It might take us a long time because you look a bit heavy, y'all.

I actually get your fat ass off the beach bro. I'm like, actually, I'm too fat to stop the beat.

Girl, wash your damn back.