Sometimes I just be watching animal planets be stroking my shit I'll be looking at the drives in the hyenas in the walruses not to be fucking stuck in my Sim amenities all my fucking God I'll be back in stock market today with the boat but the blue draft motherfucker

Jokes on you I don't know how to speak to people

Okay, this one I know for effect is a conversation starter. It's, um, hey, do you know the best way to hide a body? I'm asking for a friend.

I'm lonely. I'm just emo. Okay?

Need help right now. I'm tired. I'm tired hearing is it public company? Cuz your mama the pop you bet pop you back inside that producing I know who made you or made you or Or, I don't know bro, but that night's gonna pop you back in that pre-dossy. You should go ahead.

Ahem, hello, shawty. I'm trying to take you out there. MMM! MMM!

Actually, I'm dry as hell, so it's really just hate and WID.

Does your penis waggle up and down or left to right?