Alright, I'm so tired of saying rape me's, I saw someone complain about it and I've realized that I've seen that a lot too much. This is just a roast me. I want you guys to roast me. Give me your best lines. Give me, go at me with all you got. I wanna see, I wanna know.

Invest in a fucking Chapstick for use your fucking lips I like the fucking sierra desert the fuck you have like two scabs on each side with the fuck you like fucking atrocious

Sorry, I can't rest you. You're E-mart. I love you.

I can't do that.

OK bro you look like the God of that kid that whoever is called from lord of the rings a little gremlin but with hair

Do you know everything you say you're a fucking emo kid and start singing the fucking song

Oh I can't roast you tonight I really can't like you just take me with you like come here I don't have to go with you you can come to me I could go up to you whatever suits you come here I want you

Enemy who will bark a bark a moment

That was definitely a paw-champ moment.

It looks like your skinner dog stuck its head and could it wear a lawn mower? Honestly mate, your forehead's massive and you need it to, and that's not a fucking chapstick, honestly Jesus But yeah, overall, mate, erm... Get a new barber, erm... Maybe investing some chapstick that I think you'd be right.

I haven't got a fucking roast just because of how fucking bad you look. Why is it a guy? You literally took the roast out of my fucking mouth. I said a guy bro. Your boys are fucking retard as fuck. You look retarded. You look gay. You look fatherless. You look like your mom failed her abortion appointment and you probably actually missed it instead because like I would not want to have you if you were my kid. I would just throw you in the dumpster right there and then.