Someone explained Star Wars to me.

So it's like this blonde do right is saying this princess and then come is mass murder and destroys like a big ass patient with those people and then they build it again and he kisses the princess and then turned out to be a sister and he destroys other space ship with new people on it again and then The main bad guy kills him and it turns out to be his dad yes it's a bunch of fucked up shit

I just got off torch the movies will call you explain in a soundbite

Space wizards, wield, shiny, light up swords, bad people, good people, blow up things. Thanks. you guys.

About to burn some calories on my dick. About to put my penis between your lips. About to draw my dick between your lips. Y'all gonna love me.

Star Wars is at its don't come for me

I've never seen it so I can't darling

Boooo! Boooo! Aahh.

It's the origin of incest in space. Brothers and sisters having sex using Jedi mind tricks. Yes, I said it.

In a galaxy far far away.

I needed this cause I've got no clue Star Wars is evil