Um, that would be because us British, us British little chaffs, we just love it. We love hearing you being like, orange or apple juice. We love it, we're here for it.

Like I feel like I'm being personally targeted because of my British gorgeous like my beautiful gorgeous this is pretty as me as a whole

And all this sounds absolutely mental, but I didn't used to be American. However, since downloading this app, I've turned... I've turned into an orphan. You need to get off the subway or it's gonna happen to you too!