You already know I was faded as fuck yesterday on Jesus day but what's the most feta y'all I've ever been

On Valentine's Day of last year I think I got faded out of my fucking mind I have never dead and such and such and my friends were basically telling me to try it out so I did we rolled up we got a couple branches and we rolled it up and we smoke the branches and then I got some edibles and I mixed it and then after I was fucking drinking so I was faded drunk I was all out it was it was fucking crazy were my dads

The most faded I've ever been was this one time at my grandpa's birthday party I ate an edible it was like 500 mg I was like damn this shit his ass and I ate another one and I greened out like five times

Could you sound like a fucking linebackers on a shit what the fuck