You already know I was faded as fuck yesterday on Jesus day but what's the most feta y'all I've ever been

Better than a hoe.

Once I drank half a bottle of wine and smoked some weed out the beach, I was cross-faded and it was... I can even walk straight.

I am always like all the time

um to where i was watching a movie but i felt like i was the movie watching a movie and I couldn't like see straight and I couldn't walk.

Fucking, I got so fucking faded that I was seeing shit on the fucking ceiling.

oh my god you are actually really fine fuck me now

I mean kinda, that shit's kinda gay bro, but I mean if y'all really wanna go there I knocked myself the fuck out in an accident one, so I mean I guess

One time I started seeing everything in slow motion and it was so crazy.

I'm 13 bro, how am I supposed to be faded?

Alright, let me review your story. I'm working security one night and after everything is over I get absolutely fucking shit faced. And I end up walking out and going to this like, gate area where it's like Mexicans go and party and shit like that. And I don't really remember anything after that the next day. And then I go on my phone and I randomly see a video. And after watching it, I just kind of realized that I ended up partying with a bunch of Europeans.