I remember, like, I busted a nut in school, and this teacher was fine as fuck, so I had to pull her to the toilet, and then I just had that in my mind, and I busted a load.

One time, I had parental controls on my phone so I could watch porn, and then I had this flip phone, and my mom and my dad didn't know about that shit, and I watched porn on there while fingering myself. I'm, like, really embarrassed.

I had my girlfriend beat my meet and clash.