All right, here's a weird one to start your Monday off. Some dude comes up to you. He has a pair of glasses in one hand and a hat in the other hand. You can imagine whatever the glasses or hat looks like is up to you. Once you put on one of these items, whether it's the glasses or the hat, you're never allowed to take it off in public. Anytime you're seen by anyone else, you have to either be wearing the glasses or the hat for the rest of your life. What are you choosing? Glasses or hat?

Definitely sunglasses. So I can like stare at boobs and asses all day without people noticing me.

Sunglasses for sure I got way too much hair to put a hat on and has just look weird on me yeah and my Ray bans we're good

I'd say sunglasses because not only could it use my vantage like people think I'm gone blind but also because I could just look swag 24-7 whereas the hat one people be like show me your hair and I can't do it because it's like literally metaphorically glued to my head so that's it really

Yo where do you come up with this stuff I will take that hat I will take the hat because sunglasses that shit ain't gonna work all the time we try to be in the club and shit like that at night now I'm gonna take the highest

I feel like a hat could do you some favors, you know, you don't have to worry about your hair or not.

I would go with sunglasses. Actually that's like one of my favorite accessories so I wouldn't mind wearing them for the rest of my public life. I think that'd be kind of cool. Maybe I should do it.

I could rock a hat for the rest of my life. Sunglasses if you go inside that would be terrible. Your eyes would probably get used to it, but it still wouldn't be the same hat for life.

You see the utility of just having sunglasses on all the time, not having to maintain that eye contact. Just in general, I see too much benefits in that one bro, it's an easy question. Give me the sunglasses, man.

I would have to wear a hat for the rest of my life.

I would pick sunglasses to wear for the rest of my life.