Okay real shit though, do you guys prefer like a girl with the fat ass and like her face being not a hit or like a girl with like a really pretty face and a small booty?

Small booty all the way from like what the fuck why would I wanna go with a fat ass like yeah that would be great and shit but like go to small booty because there's a girl with a small booty nobody will be looking at Eddie and I'm gonna feel insecure you know go with a fat ass everybody look at and somebody's gonna be down to hit that shit I want the fuck go with nobody but pretty Facebook all the way and if she's Mexican or Salvadoran I'm goodbye

Fat ass or fat titties I want her with like a belly

For your eyebrows, did you just paint them on?